Ok shit just got real

Ok so.... Book smarts.... Don't have any. Trust me if it wasn't for spell check you couldn't tell what the fuck I mean. And sometimes spell check doesn't know what I mean. No suggestions is something I see a lot. However I have gotten really good at similes. Wanna freak out about the Differences. In "there" words? Or "two" then don't read my Facebook or you'll most likely have a Seizure. However I have words for you in my defense.... FUCK YOU. I don't even care if we are related, you all are suppose to be the most understanding. Just Saying

Math? Haha yeah, again.... Shit most people can do in there head takes me long enough to get fired over. (Wish that was and exaggerated truth but nope totally true). Even calculators can't tell me simple formulas. But sisters in cool private collages can do it for me with a phone call, and doesn't laugh till she hangs up the phone... But that's also assuming. I Obviously have no proof of that.
Geography, well pretty much don't know the difference between Idaho, Ohio and Iowa. Couldn't tell you where they are on a map. And couldn't remember which one my sister fancy collage is either.

Ok so if you read this you could edit it to a fault if your my boyfriend, my ex husband, his girlfriend, my sisters (anyone of them) my moms (both of them) pretty much anyone who passed the 6th grade (right mom) I believe that's what all the Ilp paperwork says, experience level not exceeded over 6th grade "Comprehension" and yep had to spell check that, then look up the meaning, then just voice it on my phone so I didn't have to make my phone have a Seizure.

Now I can solveThe Rubiks Cube.
Remember where things are in a mess if a room, remember things that were said word for word 6 years later (just don't ask me to write it) but certainly fight with me over it, cuz you can't remember. So you must be right.

I'm a good mom, and also a bitch because I don't have a 14 year old. But I'm pretty sure that they shouldn't have to raise your younger kids because it robs them of their childhood. And also if your house got robbed while you were "sleeping over" at your boyfriends house or at the bar he would be damaged for life. But I'm sure he would be ok. You've put this kinda Responsibility (yep had to talk that one too) on him for as long as he remembers probably. And don't be surprised when your ex husband tries to get full custody of his kids because of your horrible Decisions. And know that I am not the only one who talks trash about you. And those who don't, well they think it.

Also, if you divorced someone who can't clean worth a damn and it "bugged" you... Well don't date someone who won't let you in their house because she is "embarrassed" about how her house looks (her words) not an Assumption.She told me so. and know that when you yell at your ex wife over the texted video that came to you as a "broken link" which isn't her fault (I'm not responsible for the smartness of your phone) or its comparability with mine. She is gonna assume that your unhappy at home. Because she knows how you get when your "unhappy". Its Not my fault that she picks at you, insults you, fights with you, and is in generally mean. Totally isn't, perhaps you should have stayed or tried counseling instead of saying fuxk you let's get divorced. (And yes I think that you regret it right about now) but your pride won't Admit it. (Yep defined that one too super close to emmet to risk looking dumb) (also even if you did she would tell you she knows how she should be treated not (because he treats her like she should be) and she wouldn't take you back). So you being angry all the time isn't her fault. Just Saying.

So lets see what else am I good at?

Knowing that a man that hits you doesn't really love you, or himself very much.

Knowing that a man that touches you inappropriately at 14 isn't your fault, it's because he is a sicko.

Knowing stripping is not the best way to go about making money, but you do the best you can with what you think at the time.

Knowing that getting help and seeing your Therapist doesn't make you crazy or insane, it is recognizing your weaknesses and asking for help. Which is actually pretty smart. Just Saying

Knowing that although you have made bad Decisions in your younger years you grow and learn and progress into a wiser person. (Even if its brought up at family party's, or by people that don't actually know you at all. But have heard "story's" (cuz that's Legit) Just Saying)

Knowing that even if you have learning difficulties, struggles getting on your feet, and a lack of knowledge because of Inexperience. Some people see that your trying, and even the ones that are "Disappointed" sometimes see your work toward a better life.

Knowing that because you need "government help" now. doesn't mean your a drain on society. It means that your going to do what you can to learn, and overcome your shortcomings and not be there forever.

Basiclly my point here is.... No I didn't do well in school. But I know stuff. I have had life experiences you know nothing about. I have been Through shit I wouldn't wish on even my ex's girlfriend (and I hate her (a lot) ) so until you walk in these size 9, 5 inch heels that are more comfortable then tennis shoes, you don't know what I've been through. You don't know why I don't have friends, people just don't "get" me. And it's ok. DON'T JUDGE ME. It's rude.